Sunday, September 9, 2007

I hate cleaning....

Clean, Clean "Bloody" Clean; that's all we've done this weekend - and - just for the record - I hate it!!

It's not that I don't love the end result; there's nothing like sitting down with an aching back, scuffed knees, a runny "dust-filled" nose in a sweaty T-shirt and admiring one's handiwork - but come on!!! It's 2007 - where's the bloody Robots?

Sure - we have a Roomba but it was about as useful as a Chocolate Teapot and just as effective. The newer ones look a little better - still - Bowser would probably try to hump it - hey - maybe that's not a bad idea - we could create a Robot/Dog cross that cleans for biscuits!!!


I remember reading 2000AD in the 70's and 80's and thinking how cool it was going to be when we had all this free time 'cos the Droids would be taking care of everything. Yeah Right - Science Fiction indeed!!!!!

So - I'll finish now - Rant over - but if anyone's in the area - come round- the house is spotless as is the garage - and the Garden's none too bad either!

Have a great week

3 comments:

Grandmanorm said...

Hope you feel better after that little rant. Just think of your poor mother that had to clean up for you three. Okay I had an Amah and then a "lady what does" but I still had to clean!!!!!!!!
Aren't these blogs wonderful.

Dan Richardson said...

You sound just the man for the job - yellow gloves here ready and waiting for your arrival at the end of the month. Don't forget behind the sofa, its filthy!

Grandmanorm said...

They are probably mine Andrew but you are welcome to borrow them!!!!